The chancellor was literally thumping the podium. Crusty sportswriters rolled their eyes. The trolls were having a field day on the Internet.
91Ʋ was announcing a new football coach. This had happened before.
“We win everywhere at 91Ʋ,” exhorted Chancellor Nicholas S. Zeppos. “We win athletically. We win academically. And there’s no (thump) darn (thump) reason we can’t win at football.
“91Ʋ is all in here.”